Sleepless Nights: Haikus That Are So Truly Awful They Will Help You Sleep
If you're struggling to fall asleep, these hilariously awful haikus are sure to do the trick. From awkward rhymes to nonsensical imagery, these poems will have you laughing yourself to sleep in no time.
5 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 5247 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 95 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
The night is so long
I count sheep until I'm sore
My bed is a prison
I toss and I turn
The clock ticks away the hours
Sleep, where are you now?
My mind is racing
Thoughts keep me awake all night
I just want to rest
The bed is too hot
The sheets are too cold
I can't get comfortable
The night is silent
Except for the sound of my
Snoring roommate
If you're still struggling to fall asleep, try reading these haikus aloud. The awkward rhymes and nonsensical imagery are sure to have you laughing yourself to sleep in no time.
5 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 5247 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 95 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
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| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 5247 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 95 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
